Three Kingdoms: I Land at Wuchao from the Start, and Every Card Draw Is a Villain

“I transmigrated into the Battle of Guandu and, flying a firefighting plane, accidentally put out the fire at Wuchao. Now Cao Cao is hunting me across the land in a fit of rage. To stay alive, I bound myself to a card-drawing System. The first draw: Luo Shixin, who tears a man apart with his bare hands on sight. The second draw: Yao Guangxiao, urging me to stage a rebellion tonight. The third draw: Wei Zhongxian, who has people skinned and dismembered on the spot to lay down the law. The fourth draw: Wu Zetian… Looking at the heroes of the Three Kingdoms trembling outside, I swallowed nervously. ‘Um… I swear I’m a good person. Do you believe me?’”