Agent Hacket Doesn't Dream of Otherworldly Ghost Girls

[If you can understand the title and synopsis, you’re probably not right in the head either.]

Bai Yang was born in 3950 AD on Blue Star. A former special forces veteran of the old Blue Alliance, he is now an active-duty super (amateur) agent infiltrating another world, doing his best to save it.

Ahahahaha! Fools of another world, behold the awe-inspiring wonders of the new era!

Blue form: full of features. Mark targets, check walkthroughs, dodge and parry, automatically collect loot, level up by fighting monsters, and even skip through life with one click.

Red form: can’t be killed and hits hard. Especially good at breathing fire, though it’s a little hard to stop once started.

Features? Got them. Stats? Got those too. Unbelievably overbearing! Unbelievably unhinged! Yeah! Agent Hackit is invincible! What in this world could possibly stop him?

But spoiling someone rotten does them no favors. Somehow, he’s the only one who’s missing a brain!

External brain, where are you?

A wild something-or-other girl ghost has appeared! Perfect! I need you to help me cultivate!

Stop talking nonsense! Your professional skills are worse than a pile of muck by the roadside, and everyone knows the organization’s secrets. Do you really think you’re a spy?

Bai Yang: “I’ve never thought being a spy was fun.”

This novel is also known as “Chobits, but With Auntie Romance,” “What to Keep in Mind When Raising a Ghost Girl,” and “Why Not Use Red Form from the Start?”