Ultraman: I, Faust, Lord of the Dark Empire

Dark Ring: Bzz, bzz~ Xiao Fan: You're slandering me! You're slandering me! Xiao Fan: I received nine years of compulsory education! I'm a model young man, gentle and kind to the core. How could I be the Final Darkness you say I am? Dark God Faust: Did someone call me? Countless aliens and monsters: Great God of Darkness, please accept our allegiance! Xiao Fan: Who's the God of Darkness? Me? Slander! You're slandering me! Dark God Faust: Hah! (Black smoke billows from his whole body. He looks nothing like a benevolent ruler.) Countless aliens and monsters: Long live the king! The Dark Empire sets out to conquer new universes! Xiao Fan: I've come here today for just two things: fairness! Fairness! And more freaking fairness! Xiao Fan (sighing): Honestly, I'm really a good person. The world has badly misunderstood me! Countless aliens and monsters: The king is absolutely right!