Don't Save Them! Junior Sister Takes Down Assassins One by One

Name: Don't Save Them! Junior Sister Takes Down Assassins One by One
Author: Three Thousand Bamboo Elms

别救！小师妹一刀一个刺客

by Three Thousand Bamboo Elms (三千竹榆)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 101k Words
Genre: Martial Arts
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 14d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Amu Er Lan is a stunningly beautiful foreign concept deity, and also a rather dim little robot.

Eldest Senior Brother: "A Lan is the least talented among us fellow disciples, so we have to protect her well!"

The fellow disciples thumped their chests with proud vigor, their faces brimming with the steadfast confidence of the brainwashed. "Protect our junior sister!!!"

Amu Er Lan had just finished off a remarkably skilled assassin, and the assassin's blood was still splattered across her face. "Huh? Senior Brother, what did you say? I can't hear you!"

The eldest senior brother sighed and rubbed his forehead. Well, she really was a deaf successor.

Amu Er Lan had plenty of admirers, too, both men and women alike.

A socially anxious immortal, revered by all, knelt on one knee in the middle of the street to offer her flowers and confess his love. "A... A-A Lan, please consider me. I'll always be there for you!" Amu Er Lan was confused. She'd only fished him out of the river when he was drowning. Why had he fallen in love with her?

What confused Amu Er Lan even more was that the illegitimate young lady she'd rescued out of kindness from the start had risen to become the mysterious young lord of the martial world. Why did this mysterious young lord keep watch outside her room every night? Why did she bring Amu Er Lan lilies every morning?

The master Amu Er Lan had casually picked up along the road turned around and handed her the intelligence bureau everyone longed to own. The beggar she'd accidentally rescued was a rich man who gave her piles and piles of gold every day.

A look of bewildered resignation appeared on Amu Er Lan's usually vacant face. "Huh? I don't know either. They insist on giving these things to me."

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