Stop Fooling Around, the Dinosaur Kindergarten Is Busy

[No Romance + Transmigration + Adorable Kids + Raising Children]

Lin Xia was a frail office worker who couldn’t hurt a fly, but when she opened her eyes, she found herself dumped in a real Jurassic world awash with blood and gore. Prehistoric beasts over ten meters tall surrounded her, tearing into their prey with gaping jaws.

At the brink of death, she unexpectedly became bound to a “Cyber Preschool System” and gained a “dialect translator” and an “absolutely invincible zone.” The bloody, brutal prehistoric world took a sudden turn when an adorable but fierce baby Tyrannosaurus clung to her leg and said in a thick Northeastern accent, “Mommy, I really didn’t bite him!” A fiercely protective mom Velociraptor poked her head out of the bushes and yelled in Sichuan dialect, “Which little fool dares bully my kid?”

Lin Xia finally relaxed and settled into a laid-back routine of raising kids. Even the prehistoric rulers, stretching over ten meters long, would tuck away their claws and sit obediently on little stools in a row if she sternly pointed to the corner and said, “If you don’t behave, you’ll have to stand in the corner.” She somehow raised the savage beasts into clear-eyed innocents, and became the top-tier star everyone adored across the whole Jurassic world.

Then the earth’s veins cracked, and the currents of mass extinction surged in ahead of schedule. All the beasts wailed in despair. Calmly tapping the blackboard, Lin Xia led a mighty procession of Tyrannosaurs and Triceratops wearing little yellow preschool hats toward the erupting volcano.