Li Jing has been having a headache recently.
Ever since he picked up a "magic pill" and became his adopted daughter, his family's exquisite pagoda has never been complete again.
"You traitor! Look at the good things your sister has done!" Li Jing was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
Nezha crossed his arms and looked indifferent: "Dad, if the tower is broken, then repair it. As long as my sister is happy."
Li Linghe hid behind Nezha, blinking his big innocent eyes: "Father, it was Ta who made the move first."
Li Jing: "..."
Later, the immortals in heaven discovered that the lawless Mowan turned out to be a top-level short-term protection maniac.
Sun Wukong was crushed by Wuzhishan? She led people to lift the mountain directly;
Nezha cut off the bones and return them to his father? She pointed at Li Jing and cursed;
Yang Jian is wanted by heaven? She directly hid the person in her cave.
The whole three worlds thought she was a demon king. Only those three people knew that she only left her softest side to her family.
As for learning from the experience?
Li Linghe beat Tang Monk so hard that he didn't dare to recite the tightening curse and pushed him all the way.
Tathagata Buddha finally couldn't sit still when he looked at the turned-over chess game of Journey to the West.
Li Linghe smiled sinisterly, and behind him stood the three bosses: Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha.
Old bald donkey, we won't act in this crappy script anymore. Today we will tear down your spiritual mountain!