[Inhuman Husband | Dark-bellied and Gentle Mr. Snail] [Awakening in the World | Hard-tongued and soft-hearted social beast] [Marriage first, love later + pampering wife + physical and mental purity] [Light comedy + micro sand sculpture + group portrait] [Avoid lightning in advance: Those who are slightly afraid, please beware!
A drunken wish——
"I will marry whoever finds the bracelet!"
An outsourcing accident in Tiangong——
"Can Yue Lao's Hongxian APP mess with Yuanyang's music?"
I entered into a marriage contract with the suspended Dragon King...
"Please, please help me untie them!"
"Dear, you need to bring your valid soul to the Samsara Customer Service Center to apply."
So, I followed Ao Lin and entered his "inhuman world", and also ushered in the ridiculous daily and extraordinary things that belong to us~~
[Small Theater 1 Love Chapter]
Ao Lin: Prime Minister Turtle said, I will accompany you to work, provide you with food and help, live together, and accompany each other... Are we lovers?
Me: Boss! Let me go first... When did we become lovers? !
Ao Lin: That's what Prime Minister Turtle gave me in the "Guidelines for Human Lovers' Behavior". "
Me: Ao Lin! You showed me clearly! This is for pets, for pets! You didn't even look at the cover and table of contents!
[Small Theater 2 Meet the Parents]
Me: name, age, zodiac sign, occupation...
Ao Lin: Ao Lin, 2600 years old, born in the year of Dragon.
Me: Stop! Start over! How old are you in front of my dad?
Ao Lin: Twenty... Eight?
Me: Ao Lin! Listen up, from now on, you are twenty-seven and your zodiac sign is Rabbit!
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