High Martial: My Spirit Soul Is Seriously Overpowered

[Global high martial arts + academy tournaments + genius protagonist + absurd humor + internet memes]

Lin Mo grew up with his childhood friend, the school beauty Shen Xingyao. They knew each other inside out and had feelings for each other.

At the awakening ceremony at Linjiang High School,

the school beauty Shen Xingyao awakened an S-rank spirit, the Starfall Bow, all on her own, drawing everyone’s attention.

But when it was Lin Mo’s turn, he awakened only a C-rank spirit: a watermelon knife.

The whole school mocked him as “a born gangster with a watermelon knife built in for fighting.”

They laughed so hard they pounded the floor, yet their teeth nearly shattered with envy. They thought Lin Mo wasn’t good enough for his childhood friend, whose talent was second to none.

During summer vacation, Lin Mo ran into Yang Yan, the “Blood-Handed Butcher.”

Not only did he possess the weapon spirit Blood Skull Sword, he also treated the gorgeous and seductive Liu Ruyan as a cultivation furnace.

Even with danger all around him, he did nothing but run away.

He even made a five-year pact with Lin Mo.

At the citywide high martial arts entrance exam, Lin Mo hacked his way into the finals with his watermelon knife and took first place in the city!

In an interview, he smiled at the reporters and said, “My spirit is just way too overpowered.”

As soon as he got into university, Lin Mo started preparing to form the legendary club, the Bitch Gang.

Bitch Gang members: “The academy’s full of rabid dogs and strays. I love every last one of these bitches in our gang.”

---I can’t make the blurb absurd enough. Read the story for the real madness---