[System + tycoon fantasy + subverting expectations + shameless humor + wild imagination and misunderstandings]
My name is Shen Jinlin. In my previous life, I was a public relations expert. In this life, I transmigrated to the Divine Wilderness Continent and became the only son of the most powerful financial clan.
The bad news: I’m a good-for-nothing born with blocked meridians. Others breathe in and cultivate qi; I breathe in and leak it all out.
The good news: My family has so many top-grade spirit stones that they’re all we have left, and I’ve bound myself to the “God-Tier God-Making Marketing System”!
As long as I pay people to spread rumors and convince the whole world I’m amazing, those rumors become reality!
To protect myself, I angrily threw out a hundred thousand spirit stones and bought a trending topic for the cultivation world overnight:
“Shocking! Young Master Shen Is the Reincarnation of an Ancient Sword Immortal!”
“Exposed! Su Qinghan, the Ice Queen of the Nine Heavens Immortal Sect, Sneaks Down the Mountain at Night to Throw Herself at Him. Is It All for His Sake?”
At first, cultivators across the world watched it all as a joke.
Until one day, the aloof Ice Queen, furious and trembling, stormed over with her immortal sword to offer me as a sacrifice to the heavens.
I didn’t panic in the slightest. Instead, I pulled out three top-grade immortal veins and an unparalleled immortal technique lost for a hundred thousand years.
The Ice Queen, who had been murderous a moment ago, quietly sheathed her sword and blushed as she accepted the treasures. “Disciple, I knew from the start that you had extraordinary bones.”
I spread my hands and sighed. “Who needs to cultivate immortality? With enough money, even the Heavenly Dao can be worked to death!”
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