Lu Xingye, a full-time RV travel blogger, accidentally had the roof of his car smashed through by a cute girl wearing a phoenix crown and harem.
The girl calls herself Xu Miaoyun, the eldest daughter of Duke Wei of the Ming Dynasty.
Lu Xingye only thought that she was a Hanfu internet celebrity who was too involved in the drama, and he started a RV live broadcast of "bringing ancient ladies to watch the rise and fall of China".
But he didn't know that the live broadcast room had been bound to the Ten Thousand Realms Sky Curtain, which was being simultaneously projected over the past dynasties!
The first stop was the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum. Lu Xingye commented sharply: "Old Zhu was a model worker all his life. It's a pity that the prince died early and the throne was snatched away by his fourth son!"
Hongwu plane: Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes were red, and he chased the King of Yan Zhu Di throughout the palace with a sword.
Yongle plane: The old Zhu Di looked at his deceased wife drinking a cup of milk tea with Lu Xingye in the sky, looked up to the sky and cried bitterly: "My wonderful clouds!"
As the RV drove across China, Emperor Wan Chao was completely numb.
Visiting the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, spoilers reveal the events of the Sand Dunes, where Qin Shihuang was so angry that he chopped Zhao Gao alive;
Visiting Maweipo, spoilers of the Anshi Rebellion, Li Shimin whipped Li Longji wildly.
Emperors of the past dynasties frantically rewarded the unique antiques, begging in the barrage: "Anchor, please stop broadcasting, my underwear has been stripped off!"
Reader comments
Four great sages, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, four ancient tombs, one dragon, two phoenixes, three pigs, four monks, five ruffians, six Guangwu, four princes exchanging scripts, the Jurchens of the Qing Dynasty, the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum, the Thirteen Tombs of Wei Guogong, Huaixi, the Twenty-Four Generals, the Military Temple, and the Ten Philosophers
Four great sages, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, four ancient tombs, one dragon, two phoenixes, three pigs, four monks, five ruffians, six Guangwu, four princes exchanging scripts, the Jurchens of the Qing Dynasty, the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum, the Thirteen Tombs of Wei Guogong, Huaixi, the Twenty-Four Generals, the Military Temple, and the Ten Philosophers
Well written. Not bad.