I Stole the Prince of Yan's Wife From the Ming Dynasty, Leaving Emperors Across the Ages Stunned

Lu Xingye, a full-time RV travel blogger, had his roof smashed through by a dazed, adorable young woman dressed in a phoenix coronet and bridal robes. She introduced herself as Xu Miaoyun, the eldest daughter of the Duke of Wei in the Great Ming. Lu Xingye assumed she was a Hanfu influencer too deep in character, and casually started livestreaming an RV trip to show an ancient noblewoman the rise and fall of China. But he had no idea that the livestream had been linked to the sky screen of all worlds, broadcasting in real time above every dynasty! Their first stop was the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum. Lu Xingye remarked, "Old Zhu worked hard all his life, but his crown prince died young, and his fourth son stole the throne!" In the Hongwu era, Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes turned bloodshot as he chased Prince Yan, Zhu Di, around the palace with a broadsword. In the Yongle era, the elderly Zhu Di saw his late wife sharing a cup of milk tea with Lu Xingye on the sky screen and wept toward the heavens. "My Miaoyun!" As the RV traveled across China, emperors throughout the ages were left utterly stunned. At the Terracotta Army, Lu Xingye spoiled the Dune Incident, and Qin Shi Huang was so furious he hacked Zhao Gao to death. At Mawei Slope, he spoiled the An Lushan Rebellion, and Li Shimin furiously slapped Li Longji. Emperors across the ages showered him with priceless antiques and begged in the comments: "Streamer, please stop broadcasting! You've exposed every last secret we've got!"