I transmigrated into Honkai: Star Rail and got a livestream shopping System.
While everyone else was selling weapons and gear, I thought that was lame, so I put “Path concepts” up for sale instead.
“Lan: Guaranteed Hit” went up on the shopping cart and sold out in three seconds.
“Abundance: Regeneration” went on sale at a steep discount, and the Xianzhou contacted me that very night to sign a supply contract.
“Destruction: Annihilation” got a limited-time flash sale, and buyers across the universe crashed the servers.
Kafka came to see me in person and immediately tried to haggle. “Can’t you lower the price a little?”
Me: “Sis, this is an Aeon’s authority. No bargaining.”
She slapped a silver card on the table. “I’m your number-one supporter. I make the rules.”
Fine. You have to give your top supporter some face.
Before long, the Xianzhou was begging me to sell on their behalf, the IPC chased me to sign an exclusive deal, and even the Masked Fools showed up in my livestream to spam “Big spender!”, until one day, a comment floated across the screen:
“Streamer, do you… sell Aeons in your livestream?”
I stared at the screen and smiled.
Sure. Why wouldn’t I?
[This Stream’s Preview]
[Product: Aeon Concept · Limited-Time Trial Card]
[Promotion: Half off everything, buy one get one free]
[Bonus: The Aeon personally signing off with “Silence”]
All right, folks, three, two, one
Today, I’m taking the divine altar apart, one coin at a time.
