My name is Song Yueliang, and I opened the dormitory door on the first day of school.
A girl in Hanfu is making elixirs in a rice cooker.
A beautiful school girl stared at me without blinking for three minutes.
A man leaned on the window sill and said, "Woman, you are late."
I wanted to drop out of school on the spot.
Later I found out:
The one who made the alchemy was a queen from time travel, and she said she wanted to make me a "queen" (she herself would be a concubine).
The one that doesn't blink is an android. It was kicked when it left the factory. It will automatically shut down when it rains.
The male one is the male protagonist of Ba Zongwen. The system cast the wrong coordinates. His task is to capture the "heroine", but he suspects that the person is the dormitory aunt.
And I, Song Yueliang, the only human being.
My daily routine now is:
Stop the queen from blowing up the dormitory.
Go out to pick up androids on a rainy day.
Stop the boss from saying "woman" to the cafeteria aunt.
The counselor asked me: "How is your relationship in the dormitory?"
I thought about it.
"I feel like a mother of three."
