The System turned out to be a total scam. If I failed a mission, it forced me to carry out a punishment, leaving me feeling like I'd let down my ancestors for eighteen generations!
I gritted my teeth and completed several mortifying missions, eventually driving the System to crash and flee. Before it left, it even threw out a parting insult: “A dog wouldn't want a Host like you!”
Once the System was gone, I thought I was completely finished. Who knew I would discover that the System had never been my golden finger at all!
With the Divine Cauldron of Creation and All Spirits in my hands, I use my mental power to cultivate wave after wave of top talents. The space inside the cauldron is beyond incredible. Martial arts manuals and inheritances from ancient emperors can be comprehended in an instant. Everyone who emerges from the cauldron is a natural-born hero, and the moment they enter the outside world, people scramble to recruit them!
Shan Danpao is devoted to his country and uses the divine cauldron to train top experts for the nation. Masters of the Fasting Realm, doctors proficient in the Supreme Art of Creation's Divine Needles, peerless sword prodigies... Time to activate the skill of confidently spouting complete nonsense!
I lure martial arts powerhouses, peerless prodigies, and immortal beauties over. A long line of exquisite-looking prodigy beauties forms, waiting to enter this Divine Cauldron of All Spirits, which can nurture countless immortals. To even glance at such celestial beings is to profane them.
For cultivating countless talents for the nation, I am officially bestowed the title of Great Xia's Number One Cannon Lord!
The road to becoming one of the immortals begins now!
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