Unhinged protagonist + absurd cause and effect + everyone gets publicly humiliated + the whole ninja world goes off the rails
Lin Ye transmigrated into Naruto and awakened a Cause-and-Effect Deduction System.
He only wanted to be a proper ninja, but the jutsu it came up with were all psychological pollution!
When Minato tested him, Lin Ye didn’t even form a hand seal.
Minato charged forward, then his knees suddenly buckled, and in front of the whole school he performed a textbook “slide-kneel and catch the blade.”
Facing the rampaging Nine-Tails, Lin Ye casually played a bass-heavy DJ track.
The thousand-year-old demon Kurama instantly lost it: “I’ll tear you apart! Wait... why is my tail doing the window-washing dance?!”
And that wasn’t all:
Full-color, high-definition pictures of Danzo secretly kissing pink lace underwear on Hokage Rock in the middle of the night were plastered all over Konoha’s streets.
A Uchiha prodigy’s One-Tomoe Sharingan was blinded by rainbow running-light contacts, and he sang “Love Is Like a Raging Fire” in front of everyone.
The Hyuga Clan’s vaunted Gentle Fist was precisely stabbed in the butt with an electrified, rusty kunai!
Later, the Second Shinobi World War broke out.
The originally tragic and brutal war was turned into a massive party at a mental asylum. Hanzo, the Akatsuki, even Madara Uchiha... the big shots of the entire ninja world all learned what “an indescribable, hellish terror” meant!
The Third Hokage clutched his head in despair: “Someone go kill this freak! He’s made Konoha lose all face!”
Danzo fled with the Root Base in the middle of the night: “Don’t come looking for me! I’d rather face Madara Uchiha than deal with this lunatic!”
Madara Uchiha threw down his sickle in a rage: “I’d rather die all over again than...!”
Lin Ye shrugged and grinned mischievously: “Just the basics, don’t make a fuss. Come on, everyone, let’s get hyped to my BGM!”
