Help! I've Turned Into Doriya

My name is Lin Chen. I'm a handsome young guy, 180 centimeters tall, and I love playing basketball and soccer.

The summer I got my college acceptance letter, I was forcibly bound to the King of Glory System.

A flash of blue light, and I became Dolia: blue hair, a mermaid tail, and a cute, skimpy little skirt.

I hurriedly called over my buddy Wang Pang to figure out what to do. He walked in, saw me, and immediately pulled out his phone to scan me: "Hey, gorgeous, are you my buddy's girlfriend? Cousin? Older cousin? I'm Lin Chen's best friend. Let's exchange contacts."

Me: "...I'm your dad."

Even worse, my parents suddenly came home, and I had to pinch my voice and pretend to be Wang Pang's "cousin." My mom grabbed my hand, tears in her eyes. "What a lovely girl! So much better than my little rascal of a son." My dad silently nodded beside her.

The only consolation was that the aloof tabby cat from the Wang family, who used to scratch my basketball, now lounged on my lap and purred every day.

Classes start in three days. The System says this transformation is permanent.

So... am I really going to show up at college looking like this? What about military training? What will my roommates think? If I pick swimming for PE, will I get a perfect score automatically?

Wait, the jungler in the dorm next door is pretty handsome. Should I team up with him for a match as Dolia?

Never mind. First I need to figure out how to use the bathroom.