I Promised to Cultivate in Peace, So Why Am I Teasing My Senior Brother Every Day?

Name: I Promised to Cultivate in Peace, So Why Am I Teasing My Senior Brother Every Day?
Author: Cheng Shisanyu

说好的老实修仙，怎么天天嘴师兄

by Cheng Shisanyu (诚十三钰)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 144k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 10d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Arch-enemies + flirty top + two equally strong leads + lightly ensemble cast + genius + love that grows over time + younger man + a little angst + happy ending]

A sleep-deprived, mean, irreverent, shamelessly flirtatious top vs. a wilful, sunny young man who later becomes a brooding clan head with a surprising side

Luo Tianci hated Duan Mingzhu for eight years.

He'd been beaten up in the ring 371 times, and every time that bastard would lean close to his ear and blow, “That's it?”

At last, unable to take it anymore, he wrote a challenge and called Duan Mingzhu out to fight at the Three Thousand Provinces Talent Tournament.

Unfortunately, there were so many typos that “Let's see how I mock you” came out as “Let's see how I f××k you.”

The next day, everyone in their sect looked at Duan Mingzhu differently.

Duan Mingzhu studied the letter for half the night, going from “He actually wants me” to “He must be madly in love with me” in no time.

Duan Mingzhu had planned to stay far away from this old flirt, but then he discovered that Luo Tianci could cure his insomnia.

To keep his “sleep-aid senior brother” around, he made a habit of casually flirting with him, while Luo Tianci told him to stop acting crazy.

Until Duan Mingzhu pinned him against a wall and said in a husky voice, “It's been thirteen years. I promise I'll be the one on top.”

Luo Tianci: “???”

Later, Duan Mingzhu's soul scattered while saving him, and Luo Tianci cried like a dog.

Even worse, Duan Mingzhu didn't give him a moment's peace after dying.

Every night, a ghost pinned him down in his sleep. Chanting Amitabha didn't help; the ghost just leaned close to his ear and laughed.

“Senior Brother Tianci, your face is so red. Do you miss me... or are you mad at me?”

Passing by late at night, the sect leader saw Luo Tianci blushing furiously at a sword and ran off in terror, covering his face. “Don't go falling for a non-human, okay?!”

[Your arch-enemy becomes your ghost husband. He won't leave you alone when he's alive, and he still won't stop when he's dead.]

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