[Dimensional domination] [Everyone wildly filling in the blanks] [System] [play the pig to eat the tiger] [Invincible] [Tian Can Tu Dou] [Farming]
On a snowy night at the age of eighty-two, Ling Ye, a mortal with no divine bones, breathes his last and is abandoned by the world!
At that very moment, the [Don't Look Down on a Poor Old Man System]
activates!
In this world, where divine bones are revered, he is told that all supernatural abilities are heretical and cultivating immortality is the only true path!
No divine bones?
No problem!
The one and only [Chaos Spirit Root] in all eternity is injected on the spot!
From then on, he takes care of his health and cultivates immortality, while the System handles dimensional domination!
He sets a broken pot over a fire to boil some weeds, only for the alchemy saintess to mistake it for a “soul-restoring divine pill” capable of bringing the dead back to life and restoring flesh to bare bones. She kneels and begs him to take her as a disciple!
He eats until he's full and burps, and the foul air he exhales shatters a young prodigy's Dao foundation, rendering his vaunted Crimson Flame Bone useless on the spot!
He sweeps his courtyard one morning, and his broken broom turns out to be powerful enough to shatter the lifebound divine weapon of a mighty expert in the Profound Bone Realm, terrifying the entire evil sect into fleeing in panic!
Facing the astonished stares and prostrations of countless experts, Ling Ye spreads his hands with an innocent look. “I told you, I'm not a supernatural ability user!”
But he doesn't know that when he planted the first spirit herb in a ruined temple, he had personally opened a new era of immortal cultivation that would overturn all eternity!
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