Haotian Supreme Li Mo, the most ancient person in the world of immortality, was struck by the last lightning and entered the 21st century when he was going through nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine heavenly tribulations. He lost all his spiritual power and had a savings of 427 yuan. In order to survive, he became a delivery boy.
One day, he received an order for braised chicken to be delivered to the "Tianting Entertainment Club", and the note clearly read: "Put more spicy, less garlic, hurry like the law!!!"
Li Mo recited it casually, and the whole building exploded - all the glass was shattered, the door panels flew into the sky, and a group of guys who claimed to be immortals rushed out from inside. They knelt down and hugged their thighs: "Tianzun! Please accept your magical powers!"
It turns out that this group of gods secretly ordered takeout to satisfy their greed in the mortal world. They used "urgent as a rule" as their secret code for communication, but they unexpectedly attracted Zhen Tianzun.
From then on, Li Mo's daily takeout style suddenly changed: Digong ordered spicy hotpot every day and asked for food, Lei Gong ordered milk tea and said "less ice and more pearls or my charger will be hacked", Yue Lao pulled the red string for him and ended up involving the courier and the takeout counter...
Tianzun delivers takeaways, gods serve as customers, spiritual energy has not been restored, and there are not enough jokes. A hilarious urban novel about cultivating immortality, with every order bringing new surprises - after all, how can we be normal in a world where even taking out notes requires reciting a curse?
(The full text is about XX million words, easy to write, and will be updated continuously)
