[Social fear + drama queen + system + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + everyone's brainstorming + vest flow + the master is actually myself + the empress' backbiting + the blackening of the saint + cool anti-routine article]
Eighteen years later, I was a social-phobic waste who dared not even leave the house.
On the day the system was activated, I was asked to go to a teahouse to play the role of a peerless immortal. If you don't perform well, you'll die.
I stood on the high platform shaking my legs and said something to more than two hundred monks——
"I look at you all as ants."
Later, the entire Cangyun Sect knelt down and called me "Senior Beizun."
But only I know that after every performance I have to find a corner to squat for a long time.
——Until that day, the Empress of the Southern Wilderness hugged me into her arms and said, "Li Lang, you are finally back."
After chapter thirty-nine, the poison begins