I, Bai Suxin, have been cultivating the snake demon for thousands of years. I was one step closer to ascending to heaven, but I was stabbed in the back. My cultivation was gone, and I returned to before liberation. This matter is not over yet, but before that, I have to pinch my nose and pretend to be Su Xin, a little market woman who can be seen everywhere in the world. What's even more outrageous is that I laid two eggs. Out of strategic considerations, I sent my eldest son Bai Koi into the Imperial Preceptor's Mansion to become a human genius, and raised my youngest son Bai Xiaoyou by my side to inherit my mantle of poisonous tongue. I originally wanted to develop in a low-key manner and settle the accounts with those grandsons after I regained my strength. But I never expected that my human son, whom I raised as a "retirement home", seemed... To be more capable than me?
I am working hard to save my family, while he is already being hugged by the emperor and calling him "lucky star". I had just laid out an intelligence line, and because of his "good luck", he had already handed over the secret helm of my mortal enemy. While I was cracking melon seeds, I heard my youngest son Bai Xiaoyou complaining in my ear: "Mom, tell me whether you are angry or not. My brother went out to buy a bun and picked up the 'Stone of Destiny' that you have been looking for for three hundred years."
It feels like opening a small account to prepare for abuse, but the system prompts me that your large account has automatically been promoted to the second place in the server. Can you tolerate my venomous tongue? I must expose these outrageous truths! Just when I tore off the regent's vest and discovered that he was actually my long-dead Bai Yueguang, the gears of fate began to spin in an extremely absurd way. Only then did I understand that everything I thought was "lucky" had a price tag called "fate" behind it.
