Typhoons, Torrential Rain, and Zombies: Heaven, Are You Messing with Me?

The typhoon tears roofs away, torrential rain floods the streets, and zombies chase people through the city, hungry for flesh. Lin Xiao crouches in a leaking rooftop room with just half a box of instant noodles left. He looks up at the sky and sighs, "With this many buffs stacked from the start, you'd think I'd at least get a System!" And, sure enough, one arrives. It's the apocalypse edition of Teamfight Tactics: a Hextech System. He gets to choose three augments from the start and picks [Pandora's Items]. In the first hour, it rolls him two sausages, and he clutches them and cries for ages. Later, the System gives him a Prismatic upgrade, and the Hextech rolls get more and more outrageous: from toothbrushes and towels to bulletproof vests and riot shields, from crafting spears with his bare hands to clearing the field with a critical-hit barrage. A cowardly, goofy survival king; a love-hate relationship with a foul-mouthed System; Hextech upgrades that get more and more ridiculous. A typhoon, torrential rain, and zombies? Just you wait. Let me stack six Hextech augments first.