When I Recap Wolffy's Beatings, Why Has the Whole Multiverse Stopped Laughing?

A sky screen descended, stretching across the Myriad Worlds.

This time, it was tallying bizarre stats from every plane.

The first feature was enough to make countless worlds lose their minds.

The Complete Record of the Gray Wolf Beatings: 13,782 Times Blasted Away Over His Career.

Red Wolf's frying-pan critical hits: 2,700, with a 92.6% critical-hit rate.

Pleasant Goat directly turned the tables 1,874 times, including 316 times just by sticking out a leg to trip him.

He triggered 843 traps of his own design, with his longest flight lasting 7 minutes and 42 seconds without touching the ground.

The Green Grassland was in stitches.

Dog Bear Ridge fell silent, Armor Hero was lost in thought, and Zhang Chulan and Bao'er-jie were both stunned.

Nezha of Chentang Pass slapped his thigh, laughing. “He even sends himself flying for minutes at a time! What a genius!”

Meanwhile, Gray Wolf himself knelt on the grass and howled at the sky. “I'm a villainous BOSS, for crying out loud! Don't I deserve some dignity?!”

Just as everyone thought this was merely a cross-dimensional public humiliation livestream, a line appeared on the sky screen that silenced the Myriad Worlds:

“After being blasted away, Gray Wolf has a 100% chance of returning to Wolf Castle the next day. Without exception.”

It turned out that after flying to the horizon ten thousand times, he'd still say “I'll be back!” countless more times, never willing to give up.

A hilarious start, a passionate core, and a tearjerking punch.