Mian had just pulled her feet, frozen purple, from the muddy ground when the vast sky screen came crashing down. The words “The Greatest Female Minister of Agriculture in History” flashed so brightly that the eyes of every court official hurt.
Bound to the Farming System, she had only wanted to be a low-profile land-reclamation official in Guanzhong. She improved the curved plow and cultivated hybrid rice, turning saline-alkali wasteland into the empire’s granary through sheer effort. System: [Host, you have to work hard at farming today too (๑´ㅂ`๑)]
Li Shimin was so worried about the locust plague in Guanzhong that he smashed his teacup. When he looked up, the sky screen was listing the female minister’s achievements. On it, the slave girl he had exiled for her crimes was brushing the mud off her hands and rolling her eyes at the camera.
The entire court went mad, rushing off to the remote mountains to snatch her up, only to find the girl gripping the crown prince by the collar and saying impatiently, “Stop blocking the light. Go haul that basket of pig manure.”
Illusion? A smell of AI