From the Start, I Called the Invincible Dongfang My Sister: This Free Ride Is Sweet

“Little Brother Xiao, you said you were going down the mountain to help me win Linghu Chong's heart. So why is he now hanging from a tree with a sack over his head?” Dongfang Bubai reclined lazily on a chaise, clad in red. Her long, snow-white legs were just visible, and she toyed with a silver needle between her jade fingers, smiling faintly.

Dugu Xiao swallowed and said righteously, “Sis! I’m putting him to the test! A hypocrite who can’t even endure three days without food doesn’t deserve a sister as peerlessly beautiful as you!” Inwardly, though, he was sweating bullets. *Are you kidding me? If that kid gets close to you, how am I supposed to keep living off you? My Cult Leader sister is just too irresistible. The original male lead can get lost!*

After transmigrating into The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Dugu Xiao has no System or golden finger. He relies entirely on his shamelessness, maxed out, and his knowledge of the original story. From the start, he insists that Dongfang Bubai is his sister, claiming he is helping her win a man while secretly working his way into the Cult Leader's heart.

“Sis, it’s windy tonight. Let me warm your bed…”

“Get out.”

“Sure thing. I’ll close the door for you on my way out, but I’ll leave it open a crack!”