The social animal traveled through time and became the Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao, who only wanted to lie down and become a coward. But no matter what ridiculous decrees he promulgated - cutting military expenditures, making random appointments, building amusement parks - they somehow ended up being good things for the country and the people.
All civil and military officials in the court knelt down and begged: "Your Majesty, please stop working hard!"