On the day of the flash wedding, I had a showdown with my blind date: "Marriage through cooperation, divorce after one year, no interference from each other." She pushed up her glasses: "What a coincidence, I only need one married status to judge my professional title."
The day after receiving the certificate, my sister came home crying: "That old witch Su Nian wants me to postpone my graduation!!!"
Wait, my wife's name is Su Nian.
My sister's thesis advisor is named Su Nian.
At the family dinner table, my sister scolded the instructor for twenty minutes for how perverted he was. My wife was sitting opposite, smiling as she ate her food. I kicked her under the table and she kicked me back with no expression on her face.
Later, my father threw the tea cup and said, "If you marry someone named Su, you won't even get a cent of the shares!"
I said it was too late, it was already settled.
Later - my wife used a paper to turn over my father's twenty-year debt. My sister yelled at the graduation ceremony, "She is my mentor and sister-in-law", and my father secretly put 5% of the shares in her name.
Last night she was lying next to me while correcting her paper: "When you signed the agreement, did you ever think about today?"
I thought for a while: "I thought about it. But I didn't expect to win so much."
It turns out that the contract can also be changed to life-long.
