Livestreaming My Godzilla Build: The Whole Internet Is Begging Me to Stop

Lin Yuan, 26, is a top biologist and the internet’s most outrageous mad scientist.

His daily routine: rescue dying radiation-mutated animals, start a livestream, and personally modify them in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers.

Netizens thought he was doing science outreach, until he pulled out a bottle of unlicensed mystery serum and turned a dying lizard into a fire-breathing, radiation-eating creature covered in steel armor.

“Every modification comes with a small price. If it survives, it’s a good deal.”

He calls breathing fire a small price, metal-alloy scales a minor change, and the lizard charging straight toward becoming Godzilla an “endangered protected animal.”

Later, the authorities came knocking: “Doctor, we need to talk about those... disaster-class beasts you’ve made.”

Lin Yuan looked completely innocent. “What law says animals aren’t allowed to survive?”

The authorities fell silent.