Help! Every Anime Heroine Thinks I'm the Original Male Lead

On the first day of my guaranteed graduate-school admission, I stepped out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel. Kato Megumi was standing in the middle of my dorm room. “That’s it? I’m a little disappointed.”

On the second day, 02 kicked open the classroom door and kissed my forehead in front of more than a hundred people. “Found you, Darling.”

On the third day, Rem tumbled out of my closet, crying that she had arrived too late.

After I got bound to the [Anime Correction System], anime heroines began appearing at the most socially mortifying moments of my life, firmly convinced that I was their original male lead.

I say, “You’ve got the wrong person,” and they hear, “Come discover what makes me special.”

I say, “I’m not,” and their affection goes up by 20 instead.

The more I deny it, the more obsessed they get.

The most ridiculous part is that I said, “The weather’s lovely today,” and the System translated it into three different confessions for three different girls.

The whole school is spreading rumors that I’m the heir to some conglomerate.

My supervisor has called me in to discuss my graduate-school admission.

The forum’s trending headline reads: Shocking! Top Student Kissed in Public by His Official Girlfriend!

And all the System does is send me a smiley face:

[The next character is about to arrive. Social death multiplier: ×10. Enjoy! :)]

...Help! I’m really just an ordinary college student who wants to graduate in peace!