Other people are reborn as prodigies, armed with a System, sweeping aside their peers from the start and cruising all the way to godhood.
Modern-day corporate drone Lin Chen wakes up to find himself in hell mode: he’s transmigrated into the universally acknowledged top waste of a cultivation clan!
His spiritual root is ruined, making cultivation painfully difficult. His younger male cousin humiliates him in public, his younger female cousin makes snide remarks, the servants laugh about him behind his back, and everyone his age in the city treats him as a joke.
The original owner was timid and insecure, liable to faint from anger after a few taunts.
In his new body, Lin Chen chooses to lie flat. His skin is thicker than anyone’s, and nobody can beat him in a war of words.
His younger female cousin pretends to comfort him while taking digs at him? He fires back, mocking her sour attitude and twisted need to bully the weak just to feel important.
His genius younger cousin comes to pick a fight? He lies down on the spot and gives up. “If you’ve got the guts, don’t bully someone who can’t cultivate. Go fight a sect elder!”
Everyone expects him to embarrass himself at the sect’s test? He turns it into a comedy act and leaves the examiner questioning reality.
He thought he’d spend his life as a useless young master, eating for free and waiting to die. Who knew an ancient Chaos Dao Body was hidden within him? The more he lies flat, the stronger he gets; the funnier he is, the more invincible he becomes!
The geniuses, nobles, and sect leaders who once mocked him line up at his door to apologize, begging the mighty waste to take them as disciples and protect them.
Lin Chen slumps in a grand chair, looking helpless. “Seriously, I just wanted to be a useless clown. Why is the whole world begging me to come out of retirement?”
No angst, nonstop laughs: a wisecracking corporate drone turns from a waste into a legend and sweeps through the entire cultivation world!
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