Matchmaker System: No Romance, No Luck

Name: Matchmaker System: No Romance, No Luck
Author: A Handful of Stars

红娘系统：不恋爱就倒霉

by A Handful of Stars (星星一握)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 114k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[1v1 sweet romance | lighthearted comedy | System romance missions | fated encounter]

A beautiful, sweet-natured art student with an incredibly active inner monologue, and an aloof CEO who acts cold but is actually shamelessly seductive toward his wife

A matchmaking System with a screwball sense of humor, constantly getting roasted by the heroine until it cries

System missions include, but are not limited to:

Flowerpots falling from the sky, burping in public, meowing while speaking, and all kinds of bad luck

Role-play cosplay, random transformations, fantasy dungeons, and all sorts of scenarios

Date cards, lucky charms, dream fragments, and other buff items

Someone sends you a video.

Shen Zhinuo opens it curiously.

In a dim room, a man tilts his head back, barely able to hold himself back. A red cord is tied around his long neck, forming a bow at his Adam's apple.

His tail sways slightly with his movements… (The rest is omitted here. Read the main story for more.)

Shen Zhinuo's eyes widen in shock. Her almond-shaped eyes grow huge. She hurriedly licks her lips, practically drooling.

Oh my god, oh my grandma, his shirt, his coat, my man, don't you dare run away!!!

She crawls around in the shadows, panting and cackling like a lunatic~

“What are you laughing at?”

Shen Zhinuo steps closer, presses her lips to Lu Zhuo's ear, and enunciates, “Mr. Lu, do you know how much you make people want to commit a crime?”

He's so irresistible.

“Hmm?” Lu Zhuo hums softly.

“Want to come over and grope me?”

He pulls her into his arms, gently lifts her chin, his eyes dark and his upturned gaze playful, utterly captivating.

Shen Zhinuo's reaction: Mom! The dinosaurs are back, the glaciers are melting, and he's going to kill me with his hotness.

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