Passerby girl: "Boss, I want an item card that can run very fast. Please recommend it."
Si Heng: "I understand your feelings very well, Ender Pearl. The promotional price is not 9998, not 98, only 998."
During the college competition, the opponent looked at the girl who was passing by and kept flashing on the ring. Poof, it was so disgusting that he vomited.
Passerby B: "Boss, I want to teach Passerby A a lesson!"
Si Heng: "I fully understand your ambivalence of being afraid of your best friend's misery and being afraid that your best friend will drive a Land Rover. I have a spell card here that is particularly suitable. Don't ask for 159.9, Don't ask for 15990. You can take it home with you as long as 1599."
On the ring, a confident passerby girl threw the ender pearl...
Passerby Girl: (●—●)
Passerby girl: "Why can't I jump out of this palm?!"
Many years later, when people mentioned the "Schrödinger's Card Shop" to show off to their descendants:
"My boss saw my sincerity and created this magical card for me."
"Grandpa, this is your video from back then."
Looking at myself in the video holding Si Heng's thigh with tears and runny nose——(╯°Д°)╯┴┴
"Baby, don't run away"
Si Heng: "I've been walking on thin ice in my life, but I didn't expect that... Oh, you guys come together."
Everyone: "Okay, let's have a hearty surrender - let's surrender! Also, seeing how pious we kneel down, order me a card (⑉°з°)-♡"
