The Dank Prince Next Door Is Addicted to Online Dating

The person in power behaves like a dog, steals and robs/is immoral/the sinister and dastardly prince "Protecting his women is the duty of every man." "But you are not my appendage, you should be better than everyone." —— I've seen you look lonely, timid, full of energy, and annoying. I know your stubbornness, your avoidance, your embarrassment of grabbing at straws and refusing to let go, but I love you;