[Urban Imagination][Sports Competition][NBA][Jidao Shuangwen][Funny Tucao][Anti-routine System][Old Six Protagonists]
"Referee, he fouled!"
During a national live broadcast in 2006, Kobe fell to the ground and watched his proud fadeaway jumper being slapped into the audience by a 55-year-old bald man. His heart was broken on the spot.
There was dead silence among the 20,000 people in the audience, but Old Tang shook his finger at the camera: "No more pretending, let's show off. Do you call this an ordinary retired man?"
Don Lee, the "grandfather of black whistle" who has been in charge of the NBA for 30 years, was permanently fired by President Stern for calling Kobe Bryant "smiling and eating T".
The entire league is cheering for the cancer to go away, but no one knows that all this is due to Old Tang's plan!
I have been dormant for thirty years, just to completely unblock the [Executive Resentment Exchange System]! The day after he was fired, he put on the Bobcats' No. 0 Jersey and returned to the game as a player!
As a result, the entire league ushered in the most legal "court hooligan" in history.
Defend him? In the "Body Hair Level Touching Porcelain" arrangement, one touch is 2+1, and you will graduate with six offenses;
Tough him? Iverson's butterfly step + Curry's perverted accuracy + O'Neal's dominating step. Watch out, this super long three-point shot against the defense will be a killer!
When Jordan exclaimed "It smells so good" and watched the team's market value soar, David Stern smashed the TV in the office.
Old Tang sneered and looked at the national live broadcast: "David, let the bullets fly for a while. Sir, times have changed!"
