The Lotus Is Born Without Feelings

[Please be warned: this is a Nezha self-insert romance. If that's not your thing, don't read!] Consider yourself warned, warned, and warned again. Some things need saying three times!

Qiongyu was a marriage immortal under the Matchmaker God. While tying a marriage thread for a high god undergoing tribulation in the mortal realm, she accidentally tied a thread of ill fate instead, leaving the god entangled in doomed relationships through three lifetimes. So the god's family came to settle the score with her. But she never expected it to be none other than the famed Third Prince Nezha, one of Heaven's Three Great Rebels, who tore out the Dragon Prince's tendons and flayed his skin! Oh my heavens!

Terrified, Qiongyu hugged herself. Was she going to meet the same fate as that dragon?

Nooooo!!!!