[Two heroines transmigrate into a book + useless System + slacking off and comedy + ensemble cast]
This girl got thrown into a book as a beggar just for urging the author to update?!
Nian Zhihuan, a second-year middle school student, and her best friend Ling Anyu transmigrate into a xianxia novel called Crossing Your Branch, becoming Qiu Yingyue and Yin Xuling.
They think the standard transmigration System will be a cheat code, but it turns out to be completely useless: it offers no benefits, and its tasks are worse than the last.
After finally making it from the mortal world into the cultivation world, they discover their cultivation talent is zero and their spirit stones are pitifully few. Ascending and surviving tribulations? Whoever wants that can do it. They have only two rules for life: lie flat and work like crazy to make money.
They sneak into a sect to stay alive, selling talismans one day and skipping class to tell fortunes the next, occasionally getting into a little trouble along the way.
“Other people comprehend the Dao and ascend. We cultivate by losing our minds.” “The righteous path demands we abandon desire. My best friend and I do whatever we please.”
Master: “Give your sword a name.”
Qiu Yingyue: “It has to sound powerful enough for me. I'll call it the Super Invincible Thunderously Beautiful Explosively Dazzling Rainbow Glowing Thunderbolt Sword!”
Yin Xuling: “Hmm... I'll give mine an ordinary, unobtrusive name... How about Abyssal Departure, No Explanation Needed?”
Sect disciples: “Oh no! The Heavenly Dao is furious and is going to destroy the entire immortal realm!”
The original novel's male and female leads: “! We'll risk everything and fight to the death to protect you all!”
The disciples: “We swear to stand with the sect to the bitter end!”
Qiu Yingyue and Yin Xuling: “The Heavenly Dao? Oh, right, I happened to kill it with one casual sword strike~”
Everyone, gazing at them with shining eyes: “Could our junior sisters be hidden big shots?!”
Qiu and Yin: “Hehe, just kidding...”
