I Faked My Death 99 Times, and Long Aotian Really Did Turn Dark

[System + transmigration into a book + comedy + faking his death to escape + livestream comments + feel-good cultivation fantasy + bickering couple + falling for himself + one-on-one romance]

Chu Xuan, the chosen hero of the cultivation world, recently awakened to his own consciousness and decided to shave his head and become a monk.

The System world was in an uproar.

To save the plot, System 007 took on the identity of Xiao Wenyan and began its 78th mission to win him over.

Xiao Wenyan stood at the edge of a cliff, looking breathtakingly tragic. “Chu Xuan, if you won’t marry me, I’ll die right in front of you!”

Instead, he tumbled down in a heap, then scrambled back up, covered in dirt. The first thing he did was rush into the male lead’s room and fantasize:

“He must have left to protect me! Damn this love!”

Xiao Wenyan thought he was diligently fixing bugs, trying to win the male lead back with “automatic seduction” and a “dual cultivation agreement.”

Then one day, after completing the mission, he prepared to erase his memories and fake his death to leave.

But the man who had once been ascetic and determined to become a monk trapped him on a thousand-year-old warm jade bed, eyes red with emotion.

“Xiao Wenyan, you flirt with me and then try to run? I won’t allow it.”

Xiao Wenyan: “??? This isn’t how the plot goes! Big brother, I’m just here to fix a bug!”

Chu Xuan lifted his chin and rasped, “What? Dual cultivation? I’ll give you all you want!”

Happy ending / both are each other’s first and only

Bottom: Xiao Wenyan (System 007)

Traits: vain, narcissistic drama queen + adorably clueless little fool

A little peacock among men. Give him the slightest grievance and he’ll act out eighteen episodes of a tragic romance.

Top: Chu Xuan

Traits: aloof and sharp-tongued + calculating control freak

He acts annoyed by the bottom’s chatter, but really, he just wants to lock this pretty little bird away in his heart.