[Historical What-If + scheming comedy + System + Great Tang + no saintly protagonist]
After transmigrating into the body of Prince of Qin Li Shimin just as he is about to launch the Xuanwu Gate Incident, Li Er expects a bloody battle. Instead, he awakens the “God-Tier Scheming Tyrant System”! The more he tricks people and gets under their skin, the stronger he becomes! And so, everything takes a completely different turn.
Li Jiancheng arrives at Xuanwu Gate with an ambush, only to find Li Shimin running a barbecue stall on the city tower and warmly inviting him to try lamb skewers laced with powerful laxatives. Li Yuan sits trembling on the dragon throne, watching Li Shimin sob and sniffle as he complains about how “wronged” he is. In silence, Li Yuan signs the abdication edict Li Shimin wrote in advance.
When Khan Jieli’s forces reach the Wei River, Li Shimin smiles faintly. “Cheat mode activated. Times have changed. Let the Turks taste the Great Tang’s Gatling gun and its merciful heart!”
Li Shimin grins menacingly. “Benevolence and morality? No. I’m the living King of Hell to every enemy of the Great Tang!”
