I Transmigrated into Cannon Fodder and Gossiped, and the Crown Prince and Tycoon Hero Went Mad

[Everyone can hear her thoughts + hilarious gossip + doted on by the whole family + wildly contrasting cuteness]

Pei Shengsheng transmigrated into a book and was bound to the universe's number-one gossip System. Faced with a wealthy family full of scheming and infighting, she decided to lie flat. But to her surprise, her whole family could hear her thoughts!

When her eldest brother tried to force her to apologize to a scheming green-tea girl: [Big Brother is really laying into me, but too bad his brake fluid will be gone by tonight. He'll go right off a cliff, and someone will even switch his urn for a green one. What a tragic guy!] Big Brother: ??? He hurriedly gave her a globally limited-edition black card with no spending cap.

When her second brother brought home his sweet and innocent fiancée to show her off: [Second Brother is the ultimate sucker. His fiancée has had three illegitimate mixed-race kids with men from three different countries. She's basically running a United Nations guesthouse!] Second Brother: ??? He rushed to catch her cheating that very night and handed over core shares worth thirty billion.

Even Shang Hejing, the tyrant of the capital whose name struck fear into everyone's heart, pinned her firmly against a wall, his phoenix eyes faintly red. “From now on, whenever I have an episode, you can tap a cyber prayer block in my head. If you earn even one second less merit, I'll twist your head off and kick it around like a ball!” Pei Shengsheng silently picked up a little wooden fish. [Knock! Knock! Knock! Merit +1 +1 +1... Great Demon King, begone!]

Later, the 185-centimeter, iron-hard special forces soldier wore pink Hello Kitty lace panties, while the abstinent film director held up a glowing wand and shouted “Tiga, transform!” every night before bed... Pei Shengsheng: Let's destroy this place. Everyone in this wealthy family has completely gone off character!