[Datang + funny and relaxed + brain-boosting emperor + breaking off the engagement + lying down like a salted fish]
Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, Pei Xuan became the orphan of a hero, and was offered the marriage to Princess Gaoyang by Li Er at the beginning. In order not to be cuckolded, Pei Xuan decided to commit suicide and force the emperor to break off the engagement!
In the court, he submitted a letter of disengagement in front of everyone, saying frankly that he was not worthy of the princess. As a result, Li Shimin was overjoyed: "This son has extraordinary courage and will definitely be able to conquer Gao Yang!"
In order to destroy his reputation, he took Princess Gaoyang to visit a brothel. As a result, he kicked out the Jiangnan Road Salt and Iron Corruption Case.
In order to offend the censor, he knocked over Cui Wenzheng's carriage in the street. As a result, the carriage's base cracked and five boxes of smuggled military crossbows fell out.
In order to offend aristocratic families all over the world, he threw out the "imperial examination method" and became the savior of poor families. Li Er even gave him a purple gold fish bag.
Pei Xuan was completely desperate: "Your Majesty, I really just want to break off the engagement and become a salty fish!"
Li Shimin looked touched: "I understand, you are not greedy for power and position, and you are dedicated to serving the country. I will make you the Champion Marquis and we will get married immediately on the first day of the next lunar month!"
