The retired junior high school teacher opened a dating agency into a school. Signing up is called admission, blind date is called class performance, meeting parents is called parent-teacher conference, getting married is called graduation ceremony. Her daughter is a divorce lawyer who was hired by her mother to be a "teaching director" who specializes in doing risk assessments at blind date sites - she "suggests to stop losses" before every marriage has even sprouted. My ex-husband disguised his identity when he signed up, but his mother-in-law, who had been teaching for thirty years, didn't recognize him. She even graded him a C-grade student with a red pen - he became a permanent repeater at the dating agency.
