[Ding! High-value “recyclable material” detected: Ye Guling, Holy Maiden of Wushen Mountain!]
[Rarity: S Rank]
[System-recommended processing options (choose one):]
[1. Extract her “Supreme Body of Forgetting Emotion” as upgrade material for the “Calamity Meme Brain Core.”]
[2. Strip away her “Star Dragon Bone Armor” and forge it into the shell of a “Godslayer-Class Conceptual Star Cannon.”]
[3. Preserve her intact and turn her into a one-of-a-kind “humanoid coat rack made of bones.”]
The holy and divine Ye Guling, Holy Maiden, descended upon my wasteland-like base to “purify” me, a heretic.
Her eyes filled with pity. “Put down your blade and repent while there's still time.”
I said nothing. I merely circled her, my gaze that of a butcher sizing up a perfect animal.
(Tch, what lovely bones.)
“You…” She shivered under my gaze, feeling a fear unlike anything she'd ever known.
At last, I spoke in a calm voice:
“Your bones are beautiful. I happen to need a rack for my overcoat.”
“Don't move. If you damage the material, it won't be perfect anymore.”
From that day on, there was no longer a Holy Maiden in the world, only a perfect bone coat rack beside my throne, so flawless it took your breath away.
