I, Lin An, transmigrated into the role of a villain. All I want is to hurry through the plot, earn enough points, and get back to Earth to pay my mortgage.
The System told me to break off my engagement in public and humiliate the heroine, so I did.
But the Saintess didn't cry or make a scene. Instead, she whipped out our marriage contract and a set of chains, then proposed to me on the spot.
[Warning! Yandere Level +10086!]
[Survival mission issued: survive three days while being hunted by the insane heroine.]
I thought that was the hardest difficulty there could be.
Then the enemy nation's empress came looking for me aboard a magic-powered battleship. She said we were both transmigrators, so we had to get married right there and join forces to unify the continent.
The elf princess used the World Tree to lock me up, saying she wanted to play a romance game with me that could never be beaten.
I just want to run back to Earth!
Can I quit this awful script already?!
[Anti-cliche villain + yandere showdown + wild delusions + comedic commentary + failed escape attempts]
