My name is Inuyasha.
In my previous life, I was an ordinary high school student. In this life, I was reborn as a half-demon. I'd never met my dad, and I could barely remember my mom.
My plan had been simple: train to become a legendary great demon, turn rivers upside down, run wild, do whatever I pleased, and build a harem of three thousand...
Then I met a shrine maiden.
She was gorgeous, and her spiritual powers were absurdly strong. One arrow, one demon. She could fight even better than me.
Most importantly, the two of us worked pretty well together. The more we fought, the more... well, I was getting kind of into her.
Just when I thought things were about to go well, someone tricked her.
A demon took my appearance and went on a killing and burning spree right in front of her. And she actually believed it! She came after me with a bow and arrow to seal me away! Kikyo, are you stupid? If I really wanted that stupid jewel, would I have needed to keep up this act with you for so long?
Fine, you don't believe me?
I crushed the Shikon Jewel.
And then I transmigrated again.
This time, I made it back to modern Japan. Skyscrapers, traffic everywhere.
And that stupid woman was still back in the Warring States period, staring into space.
Just you wait, Kikyo.
Once I've recovered and gotten my strength back, I'll return and settle the score with you.
When I do, you're having ten kids for me.
---Wait, is there something wrong with that line?
Whatever. There's a girl up ahead. I'll ask if she can lend me some money.
What do you mean, Nagasaki vegetarian? What do you mean, a band for life? Bro, I'm hungry. Give me some money before you start dancing.
I'm bullying you, beautiful girl in the rain! What do you mean, you've found a reason to live?
Why are all these people acting like human beings?
