Lin Bei, an overworked office drone, transmigrates into the body of a great general and gets bound to the Defeated Army System. If he racks up enough humiliation points by courting disaster, he can go home. He flips the enemy off, withdraws the scouts, makes the entire army dance, and sleeps on the battlefield. Every ridiculous stunt is mistaken by the enemy for a stroke of genius, and his subordinates revere him as a deity. Before he knows it, he has become the greatest warrior of his age. Wanyan Hong breaks down: Do you even know how to fight? Lin Bei: I really don't.
