[Funny and sweet, all vests fall off, double clean 1V1]
[Enlightenment when seeing money·Drama master becomes addicted] vs [Extreme double standards·Self-strategy emperor]
The impoverished Lin Miaomiao accepted a hugely expensive commission:
With a huge sum of seven figures, disguised as elegant Bai Yueguang, he went to the most difficult job in Beijing to fall in love with the King of Hell, Lu Shiyan.
For money, Lin Miaomiao kept talking every day, frantically testing the boss's bottom line, and actually won the flower of the high mountain!
Seeing that the boss was about to send a special plane to show up, the employer urgently called: "Seal the net perfectly and retreat quickly!"
Lin Miaomiao said backhand, "I want to become a monk and cultivate immortality, don't even think about it." She pulled out Kara and escaped at the speed of light.
The next day——
The employer collapsed: "He is crazy! He is investigating the entire network! Please add him back!"
Lin Miaomiao tightly covered her wallet: "It's too late, I'm already a nun!"
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Hua Ma Small Theater
One day, Lin Miaomiao was wearing pilling pajamas and was arguing loudly with the vendors at the vegetable market over two cents.
Suddenly, an extremely familiar and sinister sneer came from behind.
"Ms. Lin's Buddhist practice turned out to be based on bargaining at the vegetable market?"
Lin Miaomiao froze and turned her head with difficulty.
The Living King of Hell, with a net worth of hundreds of billions, was looking down at her, pressing closer and closer: "Didn't you say you were knocking wooden fish in the mountains? You are quite capable of hiding, you little liar."
The cabbage in Lin Miaomiao's hand fell to the ground:
"Mr. Lu, you may not believe it, but I came down the mountain to ask for alms..."
