[Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying; Secret Identities Exposed; Both Pure; 1v1]
[Money-Grubbing, Drama-Queen Has-Been] vs. [Utterly Double-Standard, Self-Deluding Emperor]
Lin Miaomiao, a broke has-been who can barely afford to eat, takes an insanely lucrative job:
For a seven-figure fee, she must pose as an elegant woman from someone’s past and start an online relationship with Lu Shiyan, the most impossible man in Beijing’s elite circles.
For the money, Lin Miaomiao makes up stories nonstop and tests the big shot’s limits every day. Somehow, she actually manages to win over the aloof heartthrob!
Just as he’s about to send a private jet to meet her in person, her employer calls in a panic: “The job’s done. Get out now!”
Lin Miaomiao fires back, “I’m becoming a nun and devoting myself to cultivation. Don’t miss me,” then swiftly removes her SIM card, blocks him, and disappears.
The next day
Her employer is frantic: “He’s gone crazy! He’s scouring the entire internet! Add him back right now!”
Lin Miaomiao clutches her wallet. “Too late. I’m already a nun!”
[Secret Identity Exposed: Bonus Scene]
One day, Lin Miaomiao is wearing a pilled old pajama set at the vegetable market, arguing so loudly with a vendor over two cents that the whole place can hear her.
Suddenly, a sinister, achingly familiar laugh comes from behind her.
“So Miss Lin practices her Buddhist teachings by haggling at the vegetable market?”
Lin Miaomiao freezes, then slowly turns around.
The billionaire King of Hell looks down at her, closing in step by step. “I thought you said you were in the mountains, tapping a wooden fish. You’re quite good at hiding, little liar.”
The cabbage in Lin Miaomiao’s hand drops to the ground with a thud.
“Mr. Lu, you might not believe this, but I came down from the mountain to beg for alms…”
