After staying up all night and dying suddenly, Xiao Lei found himself as a slave in a black mine in a high-martial world.
From the start, the foreman was already whipping him: “If you don’t dig up fifty jin of ore today, you’re getting fed to the spirit beasts!”
Xiao Lei flopped onto the ground. “I quit. Why should one wage slave make life hard for another?”
The moment he finished speaking, his [Slacker Aura] activated. Everyone within twenty meters, miners, foremen, and mine owners alike, fell into a deep sleep.
From then on, he completely turned the high-martial world on its head.
When the martial arts schoolmaster came to settle the score, Xiao Lei simply used the [Heavenly Dao Slacking Order], and the man promptly fell asleep on the spot.
When a spiritual tide ran amok in the city, Xiao Lei charged in and unleashed a barrage of workplace-manipulation slogans at it. The tide immediately gave up and fell apart, turning into harmless, glowing jellyfish.
The greatest genius in the high-martial world came to challenge him, but a few words from Xiao Lei left him weeping on the spot, clutching a jelly and crying for his mother.
In this work-obsessed high-martial world, everyone trained relentlessly. Only Xiao Lei slept until he woke naturally, ate jelly he’d dug out of ancient ruins, and sighed:
“I never thought a slacker like me would become the savior of the high-martial world.”
The City’s High-Martial Affairs Bureau officially announced: from now on, 996 work schedules are banned, 955 is encouraged, and everyone gets off work at five sharp!
Tags: Urban High Martial | Anti-Trope | System-Based | Funny and Lighthearted | Invincible Protagonist | Absurd and Edgy | Relaxing and Stress-Relieving
