The Whole Dynasty Eats Melons: the Abacus Master Brings the Marriage Book and Kills People Crazy

[Eat melon and watch a show + dimensionality reduction attack + voice leakage + all members die] Two evils from heaven have come down to earth! One loves money and the other loves to eat melons. The real daughter of the Marquis of Wu'an who was living abroad was found. She was not only a money-lover, but also a melon-eater. On the wedding day, the fake daughter shows off her fiancé. Sheng Mingzhu complained crazily in her heart: [Laughing to death, this Tanhua Lang has grandchildren in the countryside, and he also has Hualiu disease. Do you want this blessing for you? The dignitaries who wanted to watch a good show: What the fuck? Big melon! At the royal ceremony, Sheng Mingzhu looked at the stately officials. [This minister embezzled three million taels and hid all the money in his ancestral grave! [This prime minister is even more awesome, and he is plotting a rebellion with his concubine! Eh? How can I still take out the elixir of the God of Wealth from my pocket? Will the old man, the God of Wealth, be bald by me? The civil and military officials in the court wanted to see the joke of this idiot's legitimate daughter, but in the end, they ate melon to the top of their heads, and their underwear was completely ripped off! Only the regent, the living king of hell who suppressed his wife's short life, followed her every day carrying melon seeds: "Princess, whose house are you going to raid today?"