The Thunder God struck the wrong person! He promised me a life of lying flat in retirement, but I was tricked onto the execution platform.
Two heavenly immortals conned me. I thought I was about to enjoy a carefree retirement among the gods, with money, beauty, and handsome men aplenty.
Who could have imagined that those two heavenly con artists would turn around and send me straight to the execution platform?
Luckily, the heavenly thunder protected me, and I narrowly escaped death.
With the treasured Book of All Things in hand, I forced an immortal lord to descend to the mortal realm;
I founded the Listening Rain House, stirred up turmoil at court, and helped Xiao Muchen ascend to the throne.
But when I used the Book of All Things again, a heaven-shaking punishment descended.
As I lay dying, Xiao Murong held me and murmured with a bitter smile, “I lied to you again. Xiao Muchen is the one destined for you. And of the two handsome men I promised you, I count as one.”
Three lifetimes of deep love, tangled in countless complications.
In the Purification Pool, I could endure the agony of my body. The hardest part was feeling the memories of four lifetimes of love and hate surge back, then fade away bit by bit.
One day, Xiao Muchen offered me a realm stretching thousands of miles as his bride-price, promising me a peaceful golden age, with the emperor and empress ruling side by side.
Ye Jinghong’s guide to turning her life around and retiring in ancient times officially begins!
Sisters who want to transmigrate, grab a notebook and take notes. It’s all practical advice!
